The Home Camo Kit 3000

Home camouflage for the emotionally exhausted. As seen on Instagram!

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Wear

A hand-knit sweater so soft it’ll make you cry.

Attach

The latest in home camouflage technology.

Disappear

It’s like you never existed at all!

Are you emotionally exhausted?

Are you tired of pretending to fold the laundry, just to get a few minutes for yourself? Do you desperately need a moment of peace, but have not peed alone since 2017? Are you dreaming of a world where no-one needs anything from you, never?

Introducing the Home Camo Kit 3000

It's like you never existed at all! Disappear quietly into the background (like Homer into the hedge) and enjoy your chocolate or coffee in peace.

Just follow these simple steps:

Put on the softest mohair silk sweater
Attach the matching wallpaper
Apply the extras and vanish like a pro

But wait, there's more!

Order NOW and get a FREE invisible book cover and magical coffee cup camouflage. Now you can finally enjoy your morning coffee like it was intended: warm and without interruptions while also getting to read that book you have tried to finish since forever.

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Home Camo Kit 3000

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129,999.00 € - 129,999.00 €

129,999.00 €

129,999.00 € - 129,999.00 €

129,999.00 €

🇫🇮 Made in Finland

🟢 Ready to ship in: 2-4 business days

🚚 Free shipping for orders above 60€

Oh no, we're sold out :(

Wow, who would have thought so many of you were in need of a break. Sadly we're currently all out of our revolutionising home camouflage bundle pack, but you can still shop our wallpaper and the worlds softest mohair sweaters by Katia Sanchez separately.