Home Camo Kit 3000

Are you tired of pretending to fold the laundry, just to get a few minutes for yourself? Do you desperately need a moment of peace, but have not peed alone since 2017? Introducing the Home Camo Kit 3000: It's like you never existed at all! Disappear quietly into the background (like Homer into the hedge) and enjoy your chocolate or coffee in peace. 

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Wow, who would have thought so many of you were in need of a break. Sadly we're currently all out of our revolutionising home camouflage technology, but you can still shop the wallpaper independently here as well as the worlds softest mohair sweaters here.